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(COOLLIST) Puns from Hondo
The Hondo Show airs in Austin and San Antonio on public access. I think
its a riot. Here is my latest HondoMail. Enjoy -- Ben
Forwarded message:
> From hondoshow@aol.com Tue Feb 27 00:54:38 1996
> From: HondoShow@aol.com
> Date: Tue, 27 Feb 1996 01:50:27 -0500
> Subject: quick thoughts in between shows
>
> George Zimmer at a news conference:
> "Jacket prices will be going up -- but don't coat me on that."
>
> Do you think that the Pillsbury Doughboy was a flour child?
>
> The Kool-Aid Man prides himself on being pretty as a pitcher.
>
> When you buy two dollar snacks at the movies you're making concessions.
>
> A good atlas should have a Table of Continents.
>
> If a detective glares at a suspect is that a Chandler leer?
> If Matthew Perry glares at a Friend that is definately a Chandler leer.
>
> If Chandler and Monica were self-concious before -- imagine how they feel now
> that their names on the Diet Coke caps can be redeemed for NOTHING.
--
Benjamin L. Combee (combee@techwood.org) <URL:http://www.yak.net/combee/>
that public-access-TV-making, video-game-collecting, cryptography-pushing,
World-Wide-Web-explaining, fem-music-loving, bad-pun-creating guy in Austin
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